If Nothing is Straight

…then nothing’s really crooked, either.

A custom blend of DIY and existential musings, plus select movie reviews.

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8. Movie Thoughts: The Bride! (2026)

A story of authorial passion gone awry, the somewhat disjointed plot took a backseat to the Gothic, surreal portrayal of the Bride's central affliction

Apr 2 • L. C. Spring

7. My 70s Kitchen Make-under i.e. the Orange Oak and Baby Blue Formica you never knew you needed

I just spent hours watching cabinet painting videos on YouTube. YUP, I found my own personal torture chamber. Let me show you the way out of this dark hole I fell into & share some remodel updates.

Feb 23 • L. C. Spring

6. Movie Thoughts: Weapons

An interview with the 2025 movie Weapons, directed by Zach Cregger. "...Is that a clown?" Close your eyes if spoilers scare you...although honestly they don’t matter that much.

Sep 24, 2025 • L. C. Spring

5. Sir, this is a Wendy's

A Monday Meme & some Kmart pics

Jul 7, 2025 • L. C. Spring

4. Movie Thoughts: 28 Years Later

Help! I fell into a large plot hole and can't get out. And there's cheese in here, so I'm all covered in cheese. Does anyone know a doctor who can help me?

Jun 28, 2025 • L. C. Spring

3. It’s winter somewhere

...in my heart. Adventures in trash picking. "The first sunny, warm days of spring are here. Trees are blooming. Grass is getting greener every day. Queue the existential dread, right?"

Apr 27, 2025 • L. C. Spring

2. Actually, I lied

Tell me how you really feel. "At the end of my last post, I was lying. I don’t like DIY—whatever that means. From climbing into the depths of some computer algorithm, it seems to mean…

Apr 27, 2025 • L. C. Spring

1. But Sir, Did You Stir the Paint?

Where I'm at; where I've been; where I never want to go again. "Have you ever asked yourself: Did that man stir the paint? No? Well, consider yourself lucky, my friend..."

Apr 26, 2025 • L. C. Spring